A real man would ride the giant chicken to the homestead, and slaughter it with the pink lightsaber; thereafter barbequing it, and serving it up with all the fixings along with a cask of ale, for an...
Ehem ... I dont mean to be forward but ...
All that stuff is cool but Tadic said I would get a FREE Jacket, VIP Passes, and a weekend babysitter if I joined!
So who do I see about that cause...